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Just for laughs folks........

The Pearly Gates  
Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when 40 
people from Memphis city gov't showed up. 
 
 
Never having seen anyone from Memphis city gov't at 
heaven's Door, Saint Peter said 
he would have to check with God. 
 
 
After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit 
the ten most virtuous 
people from the group. 
 
 
A few minutes later, St. Peter returned to God, 
breathless, and said, “They're gone!' 
 
 
'What? All of the Memphis city officials are gone?' 
asked God. 
 
 
“No! Not all the officials!'' , replied Saint Peter. 
"I meant the Pearly Gates...they’re gone!!” 
 
 
(That's Memphis!)