SianSkye's Blog

Friday, March 28, 2008

Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a report on FOX19.com.

Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt. Matt Johnson told the TV station.

"The first video we had, he was completely nude," Johnson said, noting the table in question had a hole in the middle intended to hold an umbrella.

Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school, according to the report.

I just wanted to....excuse the pun.....insert a little humor into the blogs today.  I saw this and fell over laughing.  That is until I read that his home was near a school and children could have easily seen his .....uh....fetish?......At any rate whatever you call it it is NOT something you want your children to watch.  And after seeing the picture of him on tv I can say honestly that I don't think I would have wanted to watch it either.  I guess now all I can say is...........OUCH!    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Seriously tho........a metal picnic table????????? C'mon now!