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Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table

Friday, March 28, 2008

Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a report on FOX19.com.

Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt. Matt Johnson told the TV station.

"The first video we had, he was completely nude," Johnson said, noting the table in question had a hole in the middle intended to hold an umbrella.

Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school, according to the report.

I just wanted to....excuse the pun.....insert a little humor into the blogs today.  I saw this and fell over laughing.  That is until I read that his home was near a school and children could have easily seen his .....uh....fetish?......At any rate whatever you call it it is NOT something you want your children to watch.  And after seeing the picture of him on tv I can say honestly that I don't think I would have wanted to watch it either.  I guess now all I can say is...........OUCH!    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Seriously tho........a metal picnic table????????? C'mon now!

 

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TruTigerGirl read my blog
Mar 31, 2008 | 11:39 AM

I guess that's a true sign that Spring is here...it's way too cold in the winter to have sex with a metal picnic table.

ROTFLMAO!

SianSkye read my blog view my photos
Mar 31, 2008 | 12:01 PM

LOLOLOLOL I imagine you're right. We all know how wet tongues stick to icy pole, LOL!

:-)

nene9 read my blog view my photos
Mar 31, 2008 | 12:28 PM

Nothing surprises me anymore this is just another one of those crazy things that we hear about. This is the true meaning of solitaire.

mskaytenn read my blog
Mar 31, 2008 | 12:47 PM

I guess this is/was his way of enjoying the outdoors...LOL!!

SianSkye read my blog view my photos
Mar 31, 2008 | 1:31 PM

OMG! :-) @ MsKay

Nene - man are you ever right. Kinda gross and sad at the same time.

I just don't get it....a metal picnic table....naked....in the open...Okay - I do see the appeal of the above ingredients :-) as long as you have someone to SHARE it with. But ALONE? And "in the open" implies forest, secluded lake, etc....not the backyard!
I am still scratching my head over this one!

mskaytenn read my blog
Mar 31, 2008 | 1:36 PM

Too funny Sian!

foxydiva1974 read my blog
Mar 31, 2008 | 3:52 PM

OMG this is like insane. LOL!

SianSkye read my blog view my photos
Mar 31, 2008 | 4:25 PM

Ain't it tho Foxy!!!! :-)

irishoaks read my blog view my photos
Mar 31, 2008 | 8:31 PM

It's a shame there wasn't a metal burr on the inside diameter.

SianSkye read my blog view my photos
Apr 1, 2008 | 7:07 AM

LOLOLOLOLOL Irish Oaks! That would have been great!, :-)

foxydiva1974 read my blog
Apr 1, 2008 | 7:46 AM

When you think you have heard it all it is always another story that tops the other one. Makes me think about the story where a man said bigfoot raped him and he is a sexual predator.LOL!

SianSkye read my blog view my photos
Apr 1, 2008 | 7:51 AM

LOL Foxy - haven't heard that one :-) did you hear the one about the man in Australia who says he was raped by a wallabee. He says as a result of the rape he can now speak "Australian."!!!!!! OOOhhhhh baby baby it's a wild world.........

tidefan2188 read my blog
Apr 1, 2008 | 8:47 AM

no way...lmao

FlyMarines read my blog view my photos
Apr 1, 2008 | 11:00 AM

All I can say to that Irish is OOOUCHHHH!

irishoaks read my blog view my photos
Apr 1, 2008 | 11:03 AM

I guess it is the nurse in me...MASH humor and all that.....

SianSkye read my blog view my photos
Apr 1, 2008 | 2:56 PM

tidefan - yeah way !! :-)

Fly - makes ya cringe a little hm? :-)

Godsmiracle read my blog
Apr 1, 2008 | 6:14 PM

sian skye
i think it is just a sign of the times that we are living in perverts/ and sick-o's it all
stemmes from a lot of this porno crap !!

SianSkye read my blog view my photos
Apr 1, 2008 | 7:46 PM

Oh Godsmiracle I suspect there have been pervs around for a very long time :-)

sonnygll read my blog view my photos
Apr 1, 2008 | 9:07 PM

Nassy ole man, all I can say, YUCK!!

Godsmiracle read my blog
Apr 1, 2008 | 10:29 PM

sonnygil
very nasty old man, i pray that they keep the children way away from him, if he will screw a table he will screw anything !!

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