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by Samuel1955 from Memphis

Last Post 23 days, 2 hours Ago


 
Garfield on the oil crisis
 
 
A lot of folks can't understand how 
 
we came to have an oil shortage 
 
here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
 
The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in :
ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Wyoming
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Colorado
 
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
and
Texas
 
~~~ Our dipsticks are located in Washington , DC
 
Any Questions? NO?...Didn't think So.
 
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Samuel1955

I was born here in "55" and raised here. Ive been a Machinist here now for 33 years. I'm Happily married. I am NRA. I am Christian American, Heterosexual, Pro-Gun and Conservative.

Member Since: 9/19/2007