Jun 18, 2008 | 10:40 AM
Category:
News
Garfield on the oil crisis
A lot of folks can't understand how
we came to have an oil shortage
here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in :
ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
and
Texas
~~~ Our dipsticks are located in Washington , DC
Any Questions? NO?...Didn't think So.